Tag: funny
member name: Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig
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September 09, 2006 09:07 AM EDT --
NEW YORK, July 22 -- A public school teacher was arrested today at
John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, . . .
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October 15, 2006 02:19 AM EDT --
President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meaning. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion . . .
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January 18, 2007 04:14 PM EST --
After working on research for The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody for 16 years, Author Will Cuppy died. That's a damn shame because he was a freakin genius. I've not yet read any of his . . .
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January 19, 2007 03:04 AM EST --
....We look forward keenly to the appearance of their last work ~ The Review of Reviews of Reviews
This slim volume...... ~ The Bookworm
...vague.... ~ Vague
Thus goes the snippets of imaginary reviews . . .
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February 19, 2007 03:19 AM EST --
I have been severly remiss in posting quotes of great comments. For this, I apologize. But hey, You people could be doing it yourselves too, ya know.
At any rate, this is the one that made me choke on . . .
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October 05, 2006 11:27 PM EDT --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How . . .
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December 31, 2006 03:25 AM EST --
Ok. This was not a snappy come-back, nor was it posted today. However, I just today stumbled across it and it is my group, damn it, so I gets to makes the rulz... and break them at will. HA!
Travis B. . . .
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February 23, 2007 05:12 AM EST --
I have not abandonded you. Lars has decided to take a weeks vacation time to work on the kitchen in light of this recent snow storm (YES! We finally got a good snow in Sweden!) so I am busy trying . . .
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October 31, 2006 04:37 PM EST --
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his . . .
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November 28, 2006 05:59 PM EST --
Usually it is way-cool smart-assed slam-dunks delivered upon idiots which catch my eye and make me itch to share them with the Gather world, but that old Dame who goes by the name of Ruth just had . . .
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February 13, 2007 02:23 AM EST --
Love him or hate him. Laugh your ass off at his cartoons or turn away in disgust. The fact is, John Callahan will get some kind of reaction out of you. What he gets from me is a big standing ovation. (ba-dum-bum) . . .
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August 07, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
...before I get to my little conversation with Ms Dickson, let me give you a bit more background to set the situation firmly in your mind. Ruth was on the Best Sellers list in the 60s with her books "Marriage . . .
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October 14, 2006 03:30 PM EDT --
We all know we could run this country better than the folks currently in charge...When I am elected (and I will be), I shall do all of this and more. If you would like to contribute to my campaign, please . . .
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October 11, 2006 05:39 AM EDT --
So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering
wheel shoved down the front of his pants. He comes up
to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says "Sir, did you know you have a . . .
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March 08, 2007 06:42 AM EST --
"The fact that someone who has never seen Buffy wrote an article about Joss Whedon is another article topic. That's like writing an article about civilization-endangering half-wits and never seeing . . .
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November 14, 2006 10:11 PM EST --
In the comment section of a nutjob article, Clay asked this of the writer:
What in the blue f@ck is a "decocret"?
Followed rapidly by the wit of the much-missed Johnny:
It's a trapezoidal . . .
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September 09, 2006 08:43 AM EDT --
Yeah yeah... it's an email forward... but I found it amusing and wanted something light-hearted today.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is . . .
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September 22, 2006 10:54 AM EDT --
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a café strip chatting over a plate of
tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through
photos . . .
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November 06, 2006 06:11 PM EST --
It is only 10:00AM here in Melbourne, Australia (Tuesday) and already I am holding my sides....
"I'm totally for euthanizing children. It doesn't even have to be for a meerkat offense, although . . .
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October 20, 2006 11:38 AM EDT --
It should be sung at least once a day, adjusting the number as appropriate:
822 days left of Bush on the Mall!
822 days left of Bush!
Take him down,
Slap him around.
821 days left of Bush on the Mall!' . . .
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