Tag: humor
member name: Lori (Dr Devience) Leidig
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September 24, 2006 12:38 PM EDT --
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position . . .
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September 09, 2006 09:07 AM EDT --
NEW YORK, July 22 -- A public school teacher was arrested today at
John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, . . .
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October 15, 2006 02:19 AM EDT --
President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meaning. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion . . .
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August 28, 2006 09:24 AM EDT --
Christopher Moore is under-appreciated. Sure sure he has a cult following and is slowly growing in popularity, but his name is not on everyone's lips as it should be. I'm telling you right now . . .
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February 19, 2007 03:19 AM EST --
I have been severly remiss in posting quotes of great comments. For this, I apologize. But hey, You people could be doing it yourselves too, ya know.
At any rate, this is the one that made me choke on . . .
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October 05, 2006 11:27 PM EDT --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How . . .
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January 10, 2007 02:57 PM EST --
There once was a woman on Gather
Who worked herself into a lather
She stammered and spewed
Until she got clued...
But she quickly reverted to blather
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February 23, 2007 05:12 AM EST --
I have not abandonded you. Lars has decided to take a weeks vacation time to work on the kitchen in light of this recent snow storm (YES! We finally got a good snow in Sweden!) so I am busy trying . . .
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March 26, 2007 11:46 AM EDT --
Christopher Moore is under-appreciated. Sure sure he has a cult following and is slowly growing in popularity, but his name is not on everyone's lips as it should be. I'm telling you right now . . .
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October 31, 2006 04:37 PM EST --
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his . . .
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November 28, 2006 05:59 PM EST --
Usually it is way-cool smart-assed slam-dunks delivered upon idiots which catch my eye and make me itch to share them with the Gather world, but that old Dame who goes by the name of Ruth just had . . .
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February 13, 2007 02:23 AM EST --
Love him or hate him. Laugh your ass off at his cartoons or turn away in disgust. The fact is, John Callahan will get some kind of reaction out of you. What he gets from me is a big standing ovation. (ba-dum-bum) . . .
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October 10, 2006 03:00 AM EDT --
Good morning! I went to sleep pondering a few things last night and upon awakening decided I simply must share my take on the recent Gather Wars. Yeah yeah... I hear ya... tough. I like spouting . . .
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October 14, 2006 03:30 PM EDT --
We all know we could run this country better than the folks currently in charge...When I am elected (and I will be), I shall do all of this and more. If you would like to contribute to my campaign, please . . .
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November 26, 2006 06:14 PM EST --
Ok. so the Amazing Lab-coatless Stevo did not in fact make this comment today. Therefor, it cannot technicaly be the Mostest Brilliant Comment of the Day. It is my group. I made the damn rules, I can sure . . .
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October 11, 2006 05:39 AM EDT --
So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering
wheel shoved down the front of his pants. He comes up
to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says "Sir, did you know you have a . . .
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November 14, 2006 10:11 PM EST --
In the comment section of a nutjob article, Clay asked this of the writer:
What in the blue f@ck is a "decocret"?
Followed rapidly by the wit of the much-missed Johnny:
It's a trapezoidal . . .
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April 18, 2007 01:08 AM EDT --
This book had been gathering dust on my shelf for a good six years. Apparently I bought it, put it away, then forgot I had it. What a ghastly oversight! Thankfully, I ran out of reading material that interested . . .
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September 09, 2006 08:43 AM EDT --
Yeah yeah... it's an email forward... but I found it amusing and wanted something light-hearted today.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is . . .
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September 05, 2006 11:40 AM EDT --
I am a A Tiger Dragon!
Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Tiger Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, Tiger Dragons take the side . . .
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